Public Service Announcement: Smoking Weed Counts as Smoking

I woke up on Monday to the undeniable smell of the Wacky Weed in my apartment. I don’t smoke or otherwise ingest marijuana. I’ve never even smoked a cigarette. I’ve been known to partake in a cigar once in a while (read: about once every 2-3 years), but I usually …

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Scrimspirational Poster

Friend of the blog (and friend of everyone) William Donohue spared no time in making one of my Bar Crawl photos into an inspirational poster. I hereby share with you the wisdom of Mr. Joseph Scrimshaw:  

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Photos of Summer: Bar Crawl 2012

My friends Tim and Pat have, for many years, run an annual bar crawl through Minneapolis. In fact, 2012 was the 17th annual Tim & Pat Bar Crawl & Movable Feast, and presumably, this year will see the 18th. This bar crawl is something special. It usually occurs in the late …

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Cinematic Oddities: Chariots of the Gods

As part of my Megalist project, I have a goal to eventually watch every feature-length documentary ever nominated for an Oscar. Now, this part of the Megalist project is a little problematic. Most people, even folks in the film industry, don’t really know what makes a good documentary. The Academy …

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Tales from the Story-Crypt: Eggy Violence

Back in February 2005, I was living in a creaky old house that had been dubbed Arkham Asylum. It was named that because a) I was a Lovecraft geek, b) the other resident, my then-boyfriend Christopher Jones, drew Batman comics for a living, and c) the house was made entirely out of eldritch …

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Conference for the Curious

It’s official: I will be a speaker at the College of Curiosity Conference on May 25th. Furthermore, they list my speakerly qualifications as being Queen of the Lizard People. (!) After those two sentences, you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on. The College of Curiosity is a non-profit online …

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Into the Fray of the Chiropractic Debate

In the film Amazon Women on the Moon, there is a segment called, “BULLSHIT OR NOT?” (…or “Baloney or Not?” if you saw the film on broadcast TV). In the segment, Henry Silva asks, “Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this …

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Geek Life Goes Video

For the past 180+ episodes of The Geek Life, we have recorded our audio via Skype. Skype is a cheap way to get four people on one audio track without having to schedule putting them into an actual room together. Since we at The Geek Life are lazy at 8 PM on …

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How to Survive a 24-Hour Movie Marathon

Reader James C asks: Hi Melissa, I have a question about BNAT but, not really about Butt Numb A Thon. Our local theatre here in Vancouver, BC is doing a 24 hour marathon soon and I thought maybe you could give me some tips on what you brought to get through the …

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Paper Plates and Delightfully Bad Movies

A couple of weeks ago, my friend Kelvin and I went to B-Fest, a 24-hour film festival dedicated to B-movies. That’s right: when you attend B-Fest, you sit in a theater and watch gloriously cheesy films for 24 hours straight. Quality of films aside, B-Fest also differs from other film …

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