In my most recent, relatively short road trip, I naturally encountered a variety of roadside oddities. I hereby give you the first 2013 Tour de Kitch!
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| Lyndon Station, Wisconsin: Yoga frogs? Sure, why not! |
Lyndon Station, Wisconsin: Why, I had no idea that cow tipping may involve alcohol. |
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| Lyndon Station, Wisconsin: WHAT. THE. |
Hala Kahiki, River Grove, Illinois: This is the last thing my phone saw before the battery died. |
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| Schaumberg, Illinois: “Do you have pork?” “No!” “How about beef?” “NO!” “…Shrimp?” “Are you out of your damn mind?!” |
Hixton, Wisconsin: This poor guy needs a shirt. |
Ha! Go to a beach town in Florida, you’ll see stuff in the gift shops you wouldn’t BELIEVE.
I have no doubt. For some reason, though, I find it very satisfying to find this stuff hiding between bags of Corn Nuts at random gas stations.